about me;

hi im Alex im 18 i live in washington and i blog stuff leave a message after the tone bye

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zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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basedgosh:

finding out that you may have an anxiety problem as a kid is so weird like “wait what do you mean the rest of my friends arent constantly worried about literally everything”

(Source: canadad, via hopelessly-devoted-to-food)

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